Tuesday, August 4, 2009

AMERICAN PRESIDENTS

Doc, I asked my students at Madison Elementary School to write a paper on their favorite President and why? Here are a few snippets from the papers I got back.

  • Bill Clinton because he can carry on a conversation on the phone while getting a "hummer".
  • Bill Clinton because he must be very strong to be married to a bitch like Hilary. My dad said he would have strangled the nut-cutter years ago.
  • Bill Clinton because he fucked more women in the Oval Office than Kennedy.
  • John Kennedy cause he banged Marilyn Monroe and Lucky Luciano's girlfriend.
  • George Bush Jr. cause my dad said he is the 1st retard to be President. Is that right?
  • President Obama cause if not for him, that cunt Sarah Palin would be Vice President.
  • Richard Nixon cause my dad said he wanted to "nuke" all them chinks but that cock-sucker Henry Kissinger talked him out of it cause he was a commie lover.
  • Bill Clinton, cause he got that intern to look after his cigar for him. And he could make good decisions even when he was getting his tally-whacker greased!
  • I don't know his name but he fried a whole bunch a Japanese in WWII.
  • Michael Douglas, he had sex with that babe Annette Benning at the White House.
  • I haven't got one now but it will be Arnold Schwarzenegger, nobody will fuck with the USA then. My dad said he might not like Jews either, does that matter?
I just love being a teacher!

1 comment:

  1. Mr. Svensen, my teecher didn't print my paper cuz she is a bitch but i liked to have a prezident ain like clinton too. he can not be scarred ny noone and he likes to have sex and my dad is jelous of him cuz mommy is a fidge he said.

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