Doc, I asked my students at Madison Elementary School to write a paper on their favorite President and why? Here are a few snippets from the papers I got back.
- Bill Clinton because he can carry on a conversation on the phone while getting a "hummer".
- Bill Clinton because he must be very strong to be married to a bitch like Hilary. My dad said he would have strangled the nut-cutter years ago.
- Bill Clinton because he fucked more women in the Oval Office than Kennedy.
- John Kennedy cause he banged Marilyn Monroe and Lucky Luciano's girlfriend.
- George Bush Jr. cause my dad said he is the 1st retard to be President. Is that right?
- President Obama cause if not for him, that cunt Sarah Palin would be Vice President.
- Richard Nixon cause my dad said he wanted to "nuke" all them chinks but that cock-sucker Henry Kissinger talked him out of it cause he was a commie lover.
- Bill Clinton, cause he got that intern to look after his cigar for him. And he could make good decisions even when he was getting his tally-whacker greased!
- I don't know his name but he fried a whole bunch a Japanese in WWII.
- Michael Douglas, he had sex with that babe Annette Benning at the White House.
- I haven't got one now but it will be Arnold Schwarzenegger, nobody will fuck with the USA then. My dad said he might not like Jews either, does that matter?
I just love being a teacher!
Mr. Svensen, my teecher didn't print my paper cuz she is a bitch but i liked to have a prezident ain like clinton too. he can not be scarred ny noone and he likes to have sex and my dad is jelous of him cuz mommy is a fidge he said.
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