Over the years we have found out that the White House, and in particular the Oval Office, has not been the edifice of decorum and statesmanship it was thought to be. Here are some examples of the shenanigans that have gone on there.
Let's look at a day in the life of Bill Clinton & Al Gore.
Bill-"Well, Al, looks like "hummergate" is not going to go away."
Al-"No shit, that fucking Starr is one ball-buster, what are you're plans?"
Bill-"I got an idea. Mary, could you get me Ted Kennedy's office. Hey, Ted how's it going? This is Bill. Bill Clinton! You know the President of the United States! (hand over mouth piece he talks to Al) The fuckers drunk at 10 in the morning. No, Ted I can't come over for a drink! Whatta mean where are you? Ted, you must be in your office, that's where your phone is! Ted, I got some nasty shit going down with the Lewinsky thing and I was wondering how JFK handled the situation with Marilyn Munroe? Ted I'm sorry. Quit crying please! I know it must be tough knowing your the only Kennedy not to fuck Marilyn Munroe! Look Ted I got to go!
Al-"What was that about?"
Bill-"Remind never to bring up that shit about Marilyn again. Ted can't get over the fact that Jack & Robert wouldn't let him bang her."
Mary on intercom-"Mr. Clinton, Sen. McClusky on line 2."
Bill-"Oh, Christ, what's this asshole want now?
Al-"Bet he's going to ask you to let him start drilling for oil in Yosemite again."
Bill-"How's it going Jim? No I don't have time for you this afternoon. Al and I are interviewing some interns. They have passed the written test, so now comes the "oral" test if you get my drift! No, I told you before, you can't fucking drill for oil in a god-damn National Park. Good-bye!"
And now we have George Bush Jr. & Dick Cheney. They're polishing and cleaning shotguns in preparation for an upcoming grouse hunt.
George-"It's going to be nice to blow the living shit out of something!"
Intercom-"Mr. Bush, your dad's on the phone."
George-"Hi, daddy, how's mommy? Yes, I got your list for things I got to do this week. Can't I make any decisions as President? Yes, daddy, bye daddy. (Hangs up phone). COCK-SUCKER!!
Intercom-"Mr. Bush, Sen. McClusky on the phone."
George-"Wonder what he wants?"
Dick-"Wants to ask you if he can start drilling in Yosemite."
George-"Hey Jim, what's happening? What am I up to? Me and Dick are polishing up the shotguns. What's that? (Hand over phone). He says I'm taking a big fucking chance being in the same room as you and a gun."
Dick-"Tell him to go fuck himself!"
George-"Go fuck yourself he said. Dick, he says at least his daughters not a dike!"
Shotgun goes off.
George-"Mother fucker, you better check if you hit someone in the other room. I swear Cheney, you shoot one more person, either accidentally or on purpose, you're going to have to get out of the jam yourself! What do you want Jim? Drill for oil in Yosemite? You bet, you can start next week. What? Fuck the environmentalists. I got you a special permit. What's my cut again? 5 million? That sounds about right. See you Jim."
Dick-"You ready?"
Geoge-"Fucking A, let's go blow the fucking bejesus out of them birds!"
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Al-"What was that about?"
Bill-"Remind never to bring up that shit about Marilyn again. Ted can't get over the fact that Jack & Robert wouldn't let him bang her."
Mary on intercom-"Mr. Clinton, Sen. McClusky on line 2."
Bill-"Oh, Christ, what's this asshole want now?
Al-"Bet he's going to ask you to let him start drilling for oil in Yosemite again."
Bill-"How's it going Jim? No I don't have time for you this afternoon. Al and I are interviewing some interns. They have passed the written test, so now comes the "oral" test if you get my drift! No, I told you before, you can't fucking drill for oil in a god-damn National Park. Good-bye!"
And now we have George Bush Jr. & Dick Cheney. They're polishing and cleaning shotguns in preparation for an upcoming grouse hunt.
George-"It's going to be nice to blow the living shit out of something!"
Intercom-"Mr. Bush, your dad's on the phone."
George-"Hi, daddy, how's mommy? Yes, I got your list for things I got to do this week. Can't I make any decisions as President? Yes, daddy, bye daddy. (Hangs up phone). COCK-SUCKER!!
Intercom-"Mr. Bush, Sen. McClusky on the phone."
George-"Wonder what he wants?"
Dick-"Wants to ask you if he can start drilling in Yosemite."
George-"Hey Jim, what's happening? What am I up to? Me and Dick are polishing up the shotguns. What's that? (Hand over phone). He says I'm taking a big fucking chance being in the same room as you and a gun."
Dick-"Tell him to go fuck himself!"
George-"Go fuck yourself he said. Dick, he says at least his daughters not a dike!"
Shotgun goes off.
George-"Mother fucker, you better check if you hit someone in the other room. I swear Cheney, you shoot one more person, either accidentally or on purpose, you're going to have to get out of the jam yourself! What do you want Jim? Drill for oil in Yosemite? You bet, you can start next week. What? Fuck the environmentalists. I got you a special permit. What's my cut again? 5 million? That sounds about right. See you Jim."
Dick-"You ready?"
Geoge-"Fucking A, let's go blow the fucking bejesus out of them birds!"
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