Two lines from the movie "Road To Perdition" are guidelines when I am writing my blog. And they are words to live by.
The first line is when a little kid asks Daniel Craig why he is always smiling and he replies- "Because everything is so fucking funny!"
The second line is when Tom Hanks is in a whore house and an ex-boxer looks at all the little kids playing in the liquor store room and says-"I despair the human race!"
If you look at life, everything is fucking funny. And if you don't know it by now, we are drowning in a "sea of retardation" and we are beyond despair.
One need only look at every aspect of our society and you know that we are in a world of shit.
The American Medical Association has developed a easy test to determine if you have late onset retardation or brain damage-
- Reading one novel by Stephen King and Dean Kuntz and considering them good writers is a warning sign that retardation is a possibility. Continuing to buy and read more books by these two shows a definite erosion of your senses. Even more disastrous is telling your friends or going on twitter and admitting to other people you are reading these books!
- You faithfully watch "Survivor" and/or "Big Brother". If you belong to a pool at work that has anything to do with these shows, it's time to put a gun in your mouth.
- You think Paris Hilton is something other than a cock-sucking, self-centered, no-talent airhead. Again, if you watch her show BFF (Best Friend til Friday) take the same advice as above.
- You actually think Will Farrell, Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen are funny. Even worse-if you have seen more than one of their movies and think that each movie is original in content and story line, you have a brain tumor.
- You text message your friend even though she is sitting beside you on the bus.
- You think the "Gay Pride Parade" is family entertainment and wonderful opportunity to give your children a positive perspective on "alternative life styles" even though a transvestite is dangling his pecker 6 inches in front of them.
- You feel sorry for retards, whom Psychologist consider the luckiest people in the world. Look at Bono. We should all have it so good.
- If you consider Nicolas Cage a "serious actor", you have severe retardation. Even if you consider him an "actor" you may be mildly retarded.
- Sociologists are also pondering over the fact that a choice piece of ass like Britney Spears cannot hang onto a man, even one as retarded as Kevin Federline? Or the walking hemorrhoid Adnan Ghalib.
- If you are donating money to Televangelists like Benny Hinn, Robert Copeland, etc. you have some very serious mental issues. How else can you explain why an old age pensioner would donate money to some degenerate preacher who lives in luxury, flies his own Lear Jet, wears Italian made suits while they themselves are hunkering down to a meal of Alpo dog food?
- You hero worship rich, famous athletes who are into juicing-up on steroids, raping women, shooting themselves, killing dogs. This includes (and not necessarily in this order) Kobe Bryant, Plaxico Burress, Michael Vick, Barry Bonds, A-roid Rodriguez, Mike Tyson, etc.
Let's take a look at TV.
Steve Wilkos gets his own show-a fucking security guard for Jerry Springer. Speaking of Springer, he was once the Mayor of Cincinnati, does that not speak volumes of the disintegrating intelligence of the American voter.
Your a white woman and you are sitting in the audience of the Oprah show. Don't you know she fucking hates you? This pretentious bitch is fostering a lot of rage for you and you sit there drooling over her. Get a reality check for Christ sakes!
How about Maury. If this doesn't smack of retard, it surely is disgusting. Look at last weeks topics and these are typical of his show for the last 10 years-I Fucked Everyone In Your Family; I Like Being Gang-banged; Ten Men, 1 Baby, Who The Fuck Is The Daddy?
I got to quit, I am having a seizure just thinking about this shit.
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