Damning condemnations from the fellows of Miami Ink. Kat is a Ku*t (the asterisk has been filled in) has been tattooed on their arms as a show of solidarity.
Inkster, Yoji said, "This is a woman who is as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside!" Amen to that!
Darren added, "Too bad you couldn't tattoo in a personality. This bitch makes me cringe!"
In an interview on TMZ, all five guys said that their were some fears that they would all end up on one of the other shows on TLC, if Kat wasn't sent packing to L.A.
When asked to explain which shows they were talking about they all said somberly "48 Hour Murder Mystery" or some other real life crime show.
The fellows even went to see Jesse James (Jesse James is a Dead Man) and asked he knew of someone who could make someone "disappear"?
"Sorry, no can do, I'm having enough problems figuring out what to do with "Bullsy" (Bullock?)
So we then contacted Jon Gosselin and asked how he dealt with the ball breaker Kate? And he tells us that he ain't putting up with that bitch too much longer. That's when we found out he was banging that babe in upstate New York.
We then contacted Bill Curtis over at A&E. Now this guy is pretty thick with all kinds of criminals and murderers and nasty shit like that. And he sat us down and convinced us not to go to this extreme. Thank God he knew the President of TLC and he had a talk with him and he got Kat the fuck out of here.
In a parting sling at Kat, the boys sent her this message-"Kat, you can't tattoo away ugly or tattoo in personality! Hope you get jabbed with a dirty needle!" With this the interview ended with the boys laughing at their wisdom and wit.
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