Wednesday, July 29, 2009

C & W SUPER GROUP "3 AMIGOS"

WARNING-THIS IS SATIRE & PARODY


Latest From Nashville. Toby Keith, Tim McGraw and Alan Jackson have formed a new C&W super group. They have released a CD and may go on tour this fall. This should be a shit kicker of a CD. Hear are a few of the titles:

  • "Mama Don't Like Nigrahs"
    • "Drinkin' Whiskey, Pounding Queers!"
    • "Caught Her Cheatin', She Took A Beatin"!
    • "Gay Pride? They All Died"!
    • "Doin' The Dune-Coon Stomp"!
    • "Blood On My Shit-Kickers!"
    • "Gonna Kill The Dixie Chicks"!
    Should they go on tour, ticket prices would be in the $300-500 per ticket range. Jackson says it isn't cheap flying 3 Lear Jets from concert to concert.

    Yesterday, I mentioned that Natalie Maines of the "Dixie Chicks" took out Tobey Keith with a well placed nut-shot. Although Toby lost a nut (Natalie lost a nail) it won't keep him from touring.

    On hearing about the incident, Shania Twain said she was so proud of Natalie, "There's a lot of people who have wanted to take out that red-neck pussy, good on her".

    That's it for today!

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