Sunday, September 13, 2009
GOOD SAMARITAN GETS FUCKED OVER
I got this email from a follower of my blog telling how a good deed went side-ways & cost him dearly.
LaMARR JACKSON STORY
One night I noticed that my neighbors had accidentally left a night-light on in their living room when they went to bed. Knowing how energy conscious they are, I decided to turn it off. Not wanting to wake them, I thought it prudent to crawl in a window they had left ajar. While I was in the living room, I noticed a man's wallet on the coffee table. Concerned that a burglar might look in the window and steal it, I decided to put it in my pocket and give it to my neighbor the next day & warn him not to be so careless. I decided to leave by the front door so I wouldn't trample down the flowerbed more than I already had crawling into the window. Passing by the hall closet and opening the doors, I noticed his wife had carelessly left an expensive leather coat and purse also exposed to some degenerate thief. I decided to take those for safe keeping too. Just my fucking luck a cop car rolled past just as I was jumping a fence that separates our houses. Having six prior convictions for burglary, I knew the cops wouldn't believe me so I ran. They caught me just as I was entering my house. As hard as it was trying to explain why I had my neighbors belongings, it was even tougher explaining my need to wear gloves & a balaclava during the one of the hottest nights of the year. Never again will I be a good-fucking-Samaritan! Now it looks like I may be doing a very long stretch in prison. If I ever get out, I am going to tear my neighbor a new asshole!
(mystery retard)
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Ha ha ha ha
ReplyDeleteIs the mystery tard living in Oxford?
ReplyDeleteYou should read our fucked up twitters and blogs. Luv your writing. Did you use to write for Scunt?
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