C & W AIDS BENEFIT

 THE NASHVILLE AIDS BENEFIT

Some of the greatest Country & Western stars performed for "The Cowboy's Benefit Concert For AIDS". Fans of C&W music will be able to purchase CD/DVD from Wal-Mart. Each and every song was written specifically for this concert. Here is the line-up of the stars that performed and the songs that will be included on the CD.

 


THE FOUR AMIGOS



This "Super Group" made up of Alan Jackson, Tim McGraw, Toby Keith and Keith Urban brought down the house with the following songs.

• 'Drop Dem Britches & Grab Some Ankle'
• 'The Cowboy With The Purdy Lips!'
• 'Ridin' Bare Back Blues'
• 'Whisker Burns On My Crotch'
• 'Gonna Fuck-Up Those Dixie Chicks'

DIXIE CHICKS

The Texas Trio were greeted by a loud chorus of boos and jeers because of the comments they made about George Bush and the war in Iraq when they were in London. But they soon won the hearts of die hard shit-kickers in the audience with a stellar performance of the following songs.

• 'Got Nothing Against Fags'
• 'Saddle Sore Snatch'
• 'Toby Keith Is Such A Pussy!'
• 'Bush Looks Good To Us Now That A N....!'

GARTH BROOKS

To say the audience was stunned by Garth's new personae would have been understatement. To make matters worse, he was was totally shit-faced on bourbon. After his performance, Garth was asked to clarify and define his new style and image. "I would call it retro-retard or plain hillbilly dumb fuck", slurred Garth. His songs were classic Garth-from the heart and brutally honest. His first song was dedicated to the men in uniform fighting in Iraq.

• 'Light-Up Those Dunecoons!'
  
• 'We Got What In The Whitehouse?'
• 'Steers & Queers-A Texas BBQ!'
• 'Sickle Cell & AIDS-Thank You God!'

DOLLY PARTON

Dolly flew into Nashville after doing a shoot in Little Rock, Arkansas for Jenny Craig. Still sporting a magnificent set of tits, she got the crowd on their feet and running for the doors when she ripped off this tremendous fart that blew out several amps! Dolly still has the voice of an angel and an incredible song writing ability. Here are the songs she delivered.

• 'Is That Shit On Your Cock?'
  
• 'Hobnobbing & Knob Gobbling!'
• 'Misty Mountain Fag Drag!'

After the concert was over and the party was in full swing, many of the celebs were a little dumb founded by the misconception they were under. Many did not realize they had raised money to help wipe-out AIDS. Kenny Rogers said they thought they were raising money to wipe-out homos. "Fuck me," opined Kenny, "that's the last time I sign a contract without letting my agent and lawyer read it first!"