The 3 disgusting fat bodies on the left, swathed in therapeutic underwear, were getting desperate to get laid. The tubster at the bottom had been paying big bucks to his sister to give them a weekly hand-job. But this was losing the excitement they were looking for. The dork in the glasses came up with the brain-storm that soon brought fame, fortune and fucking! The simplicity was underwhelming.
Seth, "We're Jewish, right guys?"
"That's right!" chorused the tubby twosome.
Seth, "We have very limited talent, right?"
"You are right on the mark again!" enthused the tubbies.
Seth, "None of us can write worth a shit, right?"
"Fucking A!" screamed the excited pudsters, sensing the fat fuck was going somewhere with this line of questioning.
"And aren't we as funny as that hemorrhoid Adam Sandler? " screamed the pretentious porkster.
"Yes we are!", gushed the porcine ones as they came in their pants in anticipation of the next question.
"And we can't even buy a blow job from a crack whore?" sputtered the pathetic circumcised one.
"Now your getting on our nerves fucknuts, what is your point?" said the exasperated ones.
"We have all the qualifications needed to make it big in Hollywood. So lets say we go there make a dozen movies about jacking-off, getting laid, blow-jobs, menstruation, porno movies............
They did and now the ladies can't keep their hands off these Hebrew Hotties!!
Doc, Great article on those hebes. I am a hebe also but I don't advertise it. Keep up the great writing. Larry King.
ReplyDeleteDoc, I am very insulted by your insinuations. We didn't pay the girl to give us a handjob, she did it for free!! So there!. Seth
ReplyDeleteAt least I'm not a fat fuck. So leave me out of your blogs.
ReplyDeleteHow come you don't write about me? I fat and talentless!!
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